The "12 Masshole Days Of Christmas" Is The New England Anthem Of The Holidays

December 12, 2018

We've all heard the original "12 Days of Christmas" song, and all we can really say about it is "YAWN!

Seriously, who really needs that many birds and indentured servants for your entertainment? It's selfish is what it is. Selfish and purely unrealistic. So instead of having to bear that outdated dumpster fire of a Christmas carol in the car with the family, we've cooked up a more realistic version just for you Massholes.

So sit back and celebrate the "The 12 Masshole Days of Christmas!"