I Love People: Parking Nazis

October 23, 2018

I don't know if you know this, but I love people. I especially love people that get wound up over people that can't park. If you see a douchenozzle turning their attempt at parallel parking into a 47-point turn, then there's no point in allowing yourself to be aggrivated by that.

If they're taking forever, then move on. By the time you find a spot, they'll finish doing their sucky parking job and then park their sucky butts in a sucky chair and live their sucky lives. Meanwhile, you did an A+ parking job a hundred feet away without breaking a sweat. So sit back and laugh at people that suck at parking and driving in general.