Things Are Getting a Little Dicey at Taco Bell

March 24, 2017

Taco Bell is generous, and not just because they'll give you six days' worth of calories for about nine bucks.  They're generous because if you ask them for hot sauce, they'll give you a huge handful of packets.  They're good people.

But their reckless sauce distribution strategy backfired earlier this month.  A woman went through the Taco Bell drive-thru in South Euclid, Ohio and asked for some mild sauce.

Unfortunately, the store was totally out and only had the FIRE sauce left.

And the woman was so angry that she wouldn't move out of the drive-thru line until they either gave her a 50% discount or found her some damn mild sauce.

The employees wound up calling the cops and they diffused the situation before it could escalate and got the woman to leave.  She said she'd be back the next day to talk to the manager, but we don't know if she followed through. 


Shockingly, this isn't the only Taco Bell-related story in the news this week.

An 18-year-old guy named Torren Cooksey from Portland, Oregon was arrested early Saturday morning after he drove his car onto the lawn outside of a Taco Bell.

When the cops got there, they found him drunk and asleep . . . oh, and he was wearing a Deadpool ONESIE.

He was charged with drunk driving and reckless driving. 


And if that's not enough, here's a little bit of the Taco Bell secret menu to get stuck in your head all weekend: