Hill-Man Morning Show

Stop Washing Your Hands IMMEDIATELY

See, everyone thought LB was the gross one for not washing my hands after he uses a public bathroom . . . but it turns out HE'S been the clean one all along. He always says that he never washes his hands because his penis is clean, so there's really no need to wash his hands since everything else is what's really dirty. 


According to a new study out of the University of Connecticut, the hand dryers in public bathrooms are SPRAYING FECES all over your hands.

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Another April Fools' Day in the Books

If you're anything like me, you didn't believe a damn thing that anyone posted on social media this weekend because of April Fools' Day. Usually I'm pretty good at sniffing stuff out, but once in a while, someone pulls the proverbial wool over my eyes. It's made me hyper-aware of all the suspect things that people post, so I pretty much swore off every single announcement online. Oh you're pregnant? Prob not. (Also, stop w that one.) Oh Tom Brady retired? No he didn't.

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Happy National Puppy Day!

It's National Puppy Day! Hooray!

Puppies are the worst. Ever. Worst thing ever invented. Cute? Hell yes! Pain in the ass? HELL YES!

I've had a puppy. I've fostered puppies. Holy hell... kittens are so much easier. I'll never have one, ever again. The whining, the crying, the pooping everywhere... it reminds me of babysitting one of my suitemates in college.

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Hashtag Fit Bitch

News bloopers. I love 'em. They have been one of my favorite things to watch over the years, and I think part of that is because I know what it's like. I'm no stranger to screwing up my words midway through a sentence. I've committed snafus in my time on the air, the two most notable being black pecker (pepper) burger, and nine o'cock (clock) curfew. It's not fun unless it's sexual, or profanity-laced, right? 

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Patient Zero?

I think I'm coming down with the flu. 

I don't know.

I'm not sure.

I woke up this morning, and my chest weighed one million pounds, and I was achy. Perhaps a bit of hyperbole on the chest, but nevertheless, I feel like crap. Which begs the question... should you go to work if you are sick? With this current flu epidemic, it makes sense for you to keep your germ-ridden ass at home and not put your fellow coworkers at risk for developing this nightmare of a sickness. But... the expectation probably exists where you are expected to be at work, regardless.

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The Commercials of SB LII

Tide killed it. They absolutely killed the commercial game. It was like Inception, with laundry detergent. I didn't feel like this year was one of those usual crazy, one-up years when it came to commercials, but there were definitely some gems.

In case you missed any of the most popular commercials, here they are in no particular order:

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The Rudest Things You Can Do While Texting.

This morning, we discussed some of the biggest texting faux pas that are out there. It seemed to strike a nerve with some of you, and, frankly, I'M GLAD. Because any time one of these behaviors gets under my skin, I feel like I'm just being nitpicky. (Me? What? Never.) I was very happy to hear that a lot of you share my frustration with some of these offenses. (Full disclosure: I'm totally guilty of some of these acts at times, but some of them are just SAVAGERY.)

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The Great Space Saver Debate

It's winter again in the Commonwealth, and with that comes a heated debate which has been plaguing city residents all across our state: whose spot IS that anyway?

Do you *own* (at least temporarily) the parking spot that you take the time to shovel out? Or is it every man for himself?

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This Sounds Like a "Lotto" Trouble

There's been some lottery-related conflict in the news as of late, and I'm wondering your thoughts on a couple of things. Have you ever participated in a lottery pool at work? Do you have any kind of guidelines when you do, like a written agreement? Or is a verbal, "we agree to split this prize if we win" enough for you? Personally? I don't trust anyone. If Greg, LB, Hsu, and I went in on a scratchie together, I don't think I'd be super concerned.

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