15 Hilarious (Or Awful) Rock N' Roll Jokes

August 16, 2018
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Every August 16th is national "Tell A Joke" Day, where everyone should tell each other at least one joke. It doesn't matter if it's really good, really bad, or just gets a short "hehe," just as long as you have a sense of humor!

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Because lots of our favorite artists have been known to poke fun at celebrities, society and even themselves, we found fifteen rock n' roll and heavy metal jokes that we hope will put a smile on your face! If not, whatever, it's a joke!

  1. What did Steven Tyler call his cook book? "Wok This Way."
     
  2. What has three legs and an a**hole on top? A drummer's stool.
     
  3. What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend? Homeless.
     
  4. Why did Bono fall off the stage? He was too close to The Edge.
     
  5. What is an electrician's favorite band? AC/DC, because they're always current.
     
  6. Why couldn't Robert Plant pay for a gumball? No quarter. 
     
  7. How do you get a guitarist off of your front porch? Pay him for your pizza.
     
  8. What do you call a one-legged gingerbread man? Limp Bizkit.
     
  9. What would Stevie Nicks' name be if she married William Shatner? Stevie Shatner-Nicks.
     
  10. What happened when Gene Simmons went to the Virgin Islands? They became "the Islands."
     
  11. What does James Hetfield order at a restaurant? "Gimme food! Gimmie fries! Gimmie a salad on the side! Ooooohhh!"
     
  12. Why hasn't U2 found what they've been looking for? Because the streets have no names.
     
  13. How many metalheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just embrace the darkness.
     
  14. What do you call something that is 24 hours? Half of a Tool album.
     
  15. What is Axl Rose's favorite tea? Sweet Chai O' Mine.

If it's any consolation, watch one of our favorite stand-up comedians, Jim Breuer poke fun at some of his musical idols like AC/DC and Metallica!